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Which are the *worst*

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Eric Schreiber - 24 Jun 2006 22:41 GMT
Okay, it's about that time again. I need to cull some of the photos
from my web site. So, which of these do you think are the worst (and
why, if you're feeling especially helpful)?

http://www.ericschreiber.com/photography/index.html

Thanks!
Rutger - 24 Jun 2006 22:50 GMT
> Okay, it's about that time again. I need to cull some of the photos
> from my web site. So, which of these do you think are the worst (and
> why, if you're feeling especially helpful)?
>
> http://www.ericschreiber.com/photography/index.html

All 'people', just not eyecatching, photographically spoken.

all animals except the frog, skip the fireworks (not very nice), keep
'miscallaneous', they are ok.

Rutger

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Rene - 25 Jun 2006 18:45 GMT
> Okay, it's about that time again. I need to cull some of the photos
> from my web site. So, which of these do you think are the worst (and
> why, if you're feeling especially helpful)?
>
> http://www.ericschreiber.com/photography/index.html

Start with the ones which are out of focus.... ;-))

R.
Jimbo - 26 Jun 2006 16:25 GMT
> > Okay, it's about that time again. I need to cull some of the photos
> > from my web site. So, which of these do you think are the worst (and
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>
> R.

I'd agree with the people shots - you need candids of ppl in different
poses (standing, sitting, etc - and with different expressions.

Lose all the fireworks - they're as cliche as waterfall shots - the
thing you want to do with fireworks - you need something else in the
shot a foreground or background element like a building in silhoette -
a tree - etc.

also lose Dead Tree.
Eric Schreiber - 28 Jun 2006 15:27 GMT
> Lose all the fireworks - they're as cliche as waterfall shots - the
> thing you want to do with fireworks - you need something else in the
> shot a foreground or background element like a building in silhoette -
> a tree - etc.

I really don't know that adding such elements makes a fireworks shot
any less of a cliche - seems that Disney has made an entire industry
out of exactly that sort of shot. And, being cliche doesn't necessarily
make a photo bad.

In any case, the Fireworks #1 shot is strictly cliche, I agree.
Fireworks #2 has exactly what you suggest - surrounding elements, none
of which include a castle or mouse ears :) The remaining fireworks
photos are deliberately somewhat abstract.

> also lose Dead Tree.

Yeah, you're probably right about that one. Both of the dead trees, in
fact. I feel like there's something there, but with my poor PS skills I
can't salvage them.

Thanks for the reply.

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Jimbo - 28 Jun 2006 15:43 GMT
> > Lose all the fireworks - they're as cliche as waterfall shots - the
> > thing you want to do with fireworks - you need something else in the
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> out of exactly that sort of shot. And, being cliche doesn't necessarily
> make a photo bad.

I'm only thinking that 'cause that's what I have found - just a shot of
fireworks is out of context and boring to me - my next fireworks shots
may involve the Phila Art Museum or a view down the Ben Franklin Blvd
this 4th of july - a rather "zoomed out" composition - a shot that gets
the fireworks, as well as a feel for the event, the location, the
people, etc. - another one might be a similar type of composition down
the Jersey Shore with the lit up Ferris wheel in the shot along with
the Wildwood boardwalk.

Just my thoughts.

> In any case, the Fireworks #1 shot is strictly cliche, I agree.
> Fireworks #2 has exactly what you suggest - surrounding elements, none
> of which include a castle or mouse ears :)

No mouse ears!
UC - 27 Jun 2006 16:10 GMT
> Okay, it's about that time again. I need to cull some of the photos
> from my web site. So, which of these do you think are the worst (and
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>
> Thanks!

Why should we do that? Are you so f.cking lazy?

Get a life, a.shole....
Jimbo - 27 Jun 2006 16:52 GMT
> Why should we do that? Are you so f.cking lazy?
>
> Get a life, a.shole....

UC - you're such an a.shole!
UC - 27 Jun 2006 17:03 GMT
> > Why should we do that? Are you so f.cking lazy?
> >
> > Get a life, a.shole....
>
> UC - you're such an a.shole!

...who hates scumbag photographers....
Eric Schreiber - 28 Jun 2006 15:20 GMT
>> UC - you're such an a.shole!

> ...who hates scumbag photographers....

Well sure, who doesn't?

But as far as I know, I've never photographed a scumbag. You wouldn't
by chance be volunteering to sit for a portrait, would you?

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BD - 28 Jun 2006 17:00 GMT
> But as far as I know, I've never photographed a scumbag. You wouldn't
> by chance be volunteering to sit for a portrait, would you?

Don't hold him personally responsible for his outbursts. I believe that
way back in the day some scaffolding fell down and whacked him on the
head at a shoot he was working. Might have jarred a couple of things
loose. Heck, I've read about guys having personality changes after
foreign objects went into their brain - maybe a little piece of the
scaffolding actually got into his skull and turned him into a bitter
old fart.
Jimbo - 28 Jun 2006 17:08 GMT
> > But as far as I know, I've never photographed a scumbag. You wouldn't
> > by chance be volunteering to sit for a portrait, would you?
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> scaffolding actually got into his skull and turned him into a bitter
> old fart.

What's amazing is that he was:
1. once a phtographer
2. thinks all photographers are scumbags
3. hangs out in photography discussion groups

duh - what a confused individual
BD - 28 Jun 2006 17:31 GMT
Jimbo > duh - what a confused individual

'Broken' would be my first choice of words, but yeah. Too bad. Sounds
like he might have actually been respected once. Goes to show how one
can be one's own worst enemy.
Eric Schreiber - 28 Jun 2006 18:01 GMT
> What's amazing is that he was:
> 1. once a phtographer

Was he any good?

> 2. thinks all photographers are scumbags

Any idea what caused the disconnect he apparently suffered?

> 3. hangs out in photography discussion groups

Everybody has to be somewhere, I suppose :)

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BD - 28 Jun 2006 19:05 GMT
> Was he any good?

Never seen any of his stuff, but he's never seemed shy about calling
other people's work mediocre (without necessarily being specific) - so
you gotta think he's brilliant. ...or something.

> Any idea what caused the disconnect he apparently suffered?

Search for his old posts. There's tidbits in there somewhere - I know,
because I've seen them myself.
UC - 29 Jun 2006 01:53 GMT
> > Was he any good?
>
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> Search for his old posts. There's tidbits in there somewhere - I know,
> because I've seen them myself.

I have not been hanging around photo discussion groups very much
lately. There's only so much stupidity one can take. The same stupid
questions over and over and over.

The same stupid sunsets, flowers, waterfalls, etc.

I have not seen a good photograph in a long time.
BD - 29 Jun 2006 03:06 GMT
> I have not seen a good photograph in a long time.

And? What do you NOT find stupid? I'm curious - any links to stuff that
really DOES work for you? I'd love to see something that does turn your
crank, and to hear why it does so.

Not to mention some of your own stuff, but that's secondary.

So? What Does UC Find Excellent?
UC - 29 Jun 2006 13:53 GMT
> > I have not seen a good photograph in a long time.
>
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>
> So? What Does UC Find Excellent?

Oh, certainly not the puddle jumper....

Probably stuff by Eugene Smith, Salgado, and other reportage
photographers
BD - 29 Jun 2006 16:58 GMT
> Probably stuff by Eugene Smith, Salgado, and other reportage
> photographers

Crikey. If you're going to insist on holding other people up to the
same standard as Salgado, I suggest you unsubscribe from this group and
never ever come back.

I remember an old Far Side cartoon - the scene was inside a
kindergarten classroom, and this big bug-eyed alien had opened the door
and stuck its head in, as the kids and teacher all stared at it in
disbelief... The caption read:

"Whoa! Wrong Room!"

Same deal.

Wrong room.
teflon nonstick - 29 Jun 2006 03:36 GMT
On 29/6/06 01:53, in article
1151542423.625225.60410@75g2000cwc.googlegroups.com, "UC"
<uraniumcommittee@yahoo.com> wrote:

>>> Was he any good?
>>
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>
> I have not seen a good photograph in a long time.

I agree. There is only so much bickering anyone can take; and let's face it,
most of the content here is exactly that. Thankfully, I just pass through
here once or twice a year when I'm looking for something. I'm amazed some of
them get through the day in real life!

As for the original poster, I do like "La Rue Wisconsin 2000", but he should
edit his own pictures - preferably in camera.
Eric Schreiber - 29 Jun 2006 04:33 GMT
> I agree. There is only so much bickering anyone can take; and let's
> face it, most of the content here is exactly that. Thankfully, I just
> pass through here once or twice a year when I'm looking for
> something. I'm amazed some of them get through the day in real life!

There's some solid irony here, considering what you're saying and who
you're replying to :)

> the original poster [...] should edit his own pictures
> preferably in camera.

That's certainly better than "Get a life, a.shole", but still not
especially useful. I was hoping for the "here's what's wrong with this
picture" sort of critique. Jimbo has been nicely chatty about fireworks
photos, which I appreciate, but apart from that (and the low-grade
amusement that UC has provided) this thread has proven to be something
of a bust.

I should probably know better by now than to expect much from Usenet.

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teflon nonstick - 29 Jun 2006 14:45 GMT
On 29/6/06 04:33, in article 8fedned1KNeM1z7ZnZ2dnUVZ_u6dnZ2d@giganews.com,

> I should probably know better by now than to expect much from Usenet.

That now makes three of us. ;]

FWIW; I liked all your images, but thought the people shots a bit cluttered.
UC - 29 Jun 2006 15:06 GMT
> On 29/6/06 04:33, in article 8fedned1KNeM1z7ZnZ2dnUVZ_u6dnZ2d@giganews.com,
>
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>
> FWIW; I liked all your images, but thought the people shots a bit cluttered.

Typical of most amateur work, and even some pros' work, is excessive
clutter.
Jimbo - 29 Jun 2006 16:50 GMT
> Typical of most amateur work, and even some pros' work, is excessive
> clutter.

Oh okay - big mister no it all - thatns for all that knowledge - NOT -
so UC - you're unhappy all the time - aren't you? Always only wantind
perfection - I'm more of a humanist and like viewing the art of my
brothers and sisters.

Jim
UC - 29 Jun 2006 16:54 GMT
> > Typical of most amateur work, and even some pros' work, is excessive
> > clutter.
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> perfection - I'm more of a humanist and like viewing the art of my
> brothers and sisters.

Photography is not and cannot be art.

> Jim
BD - 29 Jun 2006 17:02 GMT
> Photography is not and cannot be art.

Oh, f*ck off. You're saying that photography offers no avenue for
self-expression? The very choice of _subject_ is an exercise in
self-expression. And art _is_ (arguably) self-expression.

You're a rather pretentious, _extremely_ negative grouch, who will be
pleased by next to nothing, and will never offer an encouraging word.

In other words, you _beg_ to be mocked. I will seek out every
opportunity.

*WHAP!* How's the noggin, mister?
uraniumcommitteechairman@yahoo.com - 29 Jun 2006 17:21 GMT
> > Photography is not and cannot be art.
>
> Oh, f*ck off. You're saying that photography offers no avenue for
> self-expression?

What the f.ck has that to do with a criterion for being art?

>The very choice of _subject_ is an exercise in
> self-expression. And art _is_ (arguably) self-expression.

Nope.

> You're a rather pretentious, _extremely_ negative grouch, who will be
> pleased by next to nothing, and will never offer an encouraging word.

Not likely in this culture.

> In other words, you _beg_ to be mocked. I will seek out every
> opportunity.

As will I, to mock and deride every a.shole who takes sunsets, flowers,
and waterfalls.

> *WHAP!* How's the noggin, mister?
BD - 29 Jun 2006 17:34 GMT
> >The very choice of _subject_ is an exercise in
> > self-expression. And art _is_ (arguably) self-expression.
>
> Nope.

Yep.
uraniumcommitteechairman@yahoo.com - 29 Jun 2006 17:43 GMT
> > >The very choice of _subject_ is an exercise in
> > > self-expression. And art _is_ (arguably) self-expression.
> >
> > Nope.
>
> Yep.

You obviously know less about what art is than most amoeba....
BD - 29 Jun 2006 17:58 GMT
> You obviously know less about what art is than most amoeba....

Sure, whatever makes you happy...
uraniumcommitteechairman@yahoo.com - 29 Jun 2006 18:09 GMT
> > You obviously know less about what art is than most amoeba....
>
> Sure, whatever makes you happy...

f.cking retarded photographers...
BD - 29 Jun 2006 18:56 GMT
> > > You obviously know less about what art is than most amoeba....
> >
> > Sure, whatever makes you happy...
>
> f.cking retarded photographers...

Yup, that's me, sitting here with my eyes glazed over, tongue sticking
out slightly, and bapping my forehead with the back of my wrist.

We're all retarded. You know better, without exception. You go, guy!!
;)
UC - 29 Jun 2006 20:11 GMT
> > > > You obviously know less about what art is than most amoeba....
> > >
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> We're all retarded. You know better, without exception. You go, guy!!
> ;)

You moles....
BD - 29 Jun 2006 20:14 GMT
> > We're all retarded. You know better, without exception. You go, guy!!
> > ;)
>
> You moles....

Retarded moles - even better.

You do it to yourself, dude. ;)
UC - 29 Jun 2006 20:30 GMT
> > > We're all retarded. You know better, without exception. You go, guy!!
> > > ;)
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>
> You do it to yourself, dude. ;)

Voles...rats...skinks...slime molds....vermin of all sorts...
BD - 29 Jun 2006 20:38 GMT
> Voles...rats...skinks...slime molds....vermin of all sorts...

With big pointy teeth.

But they can all be dispersed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

Or, at least, that's what Tim says.
Jimbo - 29 Jun 2006 20:57 GMT
> > Voles...rats...skinks...slime molds....vermin of all sorts...
>
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>
> Or, at least, that's what Tim says.

Nice - at least us stupid scumbags are funnier than UC!

"one, two, five..."
"Three sir"
"THREE"
UC - 29 Jun 2006 21:20 GMT
> > > Voles...rats...skinks...slime molds....vermin of all sorts...
> >
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>
> Nice - at least us stupid scumbags are funnier than UC!

As an indication of your collective ignorance, it's

"Nice - at least WE stupid scumbags are funnier than UC!"

> "one, two, five..."
> "Three sir"
> "THREE"
BD - 29 Jun 2006 21:34 GMT
> > Nice - at least us stupid scumbags are funnier than UC!
>
> As an indication of your collective ignorance, it's
> "Nice - at least WE stupid scumbags are funnier than UC!"

You're not incorrect - but the possibility that you have better grasp
of grammar than others doesn't change the sad, simple truth...

BD
Jimbo - 29 Jun 2006 18:54 GMT
> > Oh, f*ck off. You're saying that photography offers no avenue for
> > self-expression?
>
> What the f.ck has that to do with a criterion for being art?

UC - everytime you write something, you further prove the point that
you are not very intelligent - certainly not articulate - so enlighten
us UC - what is art? What criteria is necessary for something to be
art?

Since you know so much and we stupid photographers of flowers, sunsets
and waterfalls know so little. And I agree - why would anyone want to
take a picture of pretty things - much better photographing ugly
subjects, like a turd - like UC - hehehehehehe

(This should be good!)
Eric Schreiber - 29 Jun 2006 16:02 GMT
> FWIW; I liked all your images, but thought the people shots a bit
> cluttered.

You're quite right, they are. I don't really have a knack for people
shots, and those were all just 'shots of opportunity', with no setup or
preparation. Perhaps once my PS skills have improved I'll revisit them
to reduce the background clutter.

Of course, in two of the Ran Faire shots, the clutter was kind of the
point :)

In any case, I put on a critical hat last night and culled the photos
myself. The removed ones are here:

http://www.ericschreiber.com/photography/removed.html

I think the remaining collection is much improved. For an amateur,
naturally. I have no illusions of being anything else.

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Eric Schreiber - 28 Jun 2006 17:57 GMT
> Don't hold him personally responsible for his outbursts.

No worries. I've been playing on Usenet a long time, and aside from the
occasional amusement of having such people tell me *I* should get a
life, I'm pretty much indifferent to them.

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