I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
grol - 23 Jan 2005 10:56 GMT
> I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
A pink elephant.
Cees van Leeuwen - 30 Jan 2005 14:56 GMT
you need a truckload of carrots: To feed the elephand and keep him
standing still.
You need big buckets of pink paints
and you need some soft brooms to be used as brushes.
>>I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
>
> A pink elephant.
brian - 30 Jan 2005 18:31 GMT
> you need a truckload of carrots: To feed the elephand and keep him
> standing still.
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> > A pink elephant.
Failing all that you could just "drop a tab of acid man!!!!!!"
Brian.......................
Stan - 23 Jan 2005 13:11 GMT
A fifth of Jack Daniel's?
> I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?

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David H. Lipman - 23 Jan 2005 13:45 GMT
Hey, that's was going to be "my" answer ;-)

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Stan - 23 Jan 2005 17:19 GMT
> Hey, that's was going to be "my" answer ;-)
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OK, you can post one about Wild Turkey. :)

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RSD99 - 23 Jan 2005 17:38 GMT
I was going to post "it" about
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alsingeren.dk - 23 Jan 2005 15:00 GMT
>I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
A ladder, 15 gallon paint and a big brush :o)
/Carsten
Eddie Daughton - 23 Jan 2005 15:03 GMT
A photo of an elephant and a copy of photoshop.......
>>I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
>
> A ladder, 15 gallon paint and a big brush :o)
> /Carsten
Hunt - 24 Jan 2005 03:06 GMT
>I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
I'm not sure, as no client has ever asked for this subject. However, weren't
you trying to photograph ghosts, dragons, fairies, and aliens? How did those
projects come out? I had hoped that you would be posting a URL to your
efforts, so as to enlighten us.
Hunt
Jacques Mercier - 24 Jan 2005 16:00 GMT
A pink camera naturally; I am surprised nobody thought about it.
jm
>I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
Stan - 24 Jan 2005 20:49 GMT
> A pink camera naturally; I am surprised nobody thought about it.
> jm
> >I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
I think they had one of those in the 1950's.

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Unspam - 24 Jan 2005 16:06 GMT
> I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
A bottle of Tequila.

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kent - 26 Jan 2005 09:06 GMT
> I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
1) a gallon of Ripple
2) gelatin filter
3) my ex wife's phone number
Larry CdeBaca - 27 Jan 2005 05:07 GMT
"Dan Simper" lives in Manitoba and
1. knows the guy or is the guy who wanted to know how to take pictures on
Venus last month
2. is sending Al Qaeda coded messages
3. is collecting the addresses of people foolish enough to reply.
>> I want to take photos of pink elephants.What do I need ?
>
> 1) a gallon of Ripple
> 2) gelatin filter
> 3) my ex wife's phone number