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a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At th
bank counter ,the money was real.It mady out of patience.At last sh
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Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who coul
lean furthest out of the window, and he won. I Have His Ear in M
Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "Wha
happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him i
you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," sai
Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." A Good Boy Little Robert asked hi
mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave yo
yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're
good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But wh
are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells th
candy." Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. A
this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was alway
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the wor
'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there ar
standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I a
drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!
Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for servin
an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left th
room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which h
laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into hi
mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother
sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replie
the boy. 1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, th
other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I canno
point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: Th
swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
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soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was
When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear th
thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears
Jim’s History Examination Uncle: How did Jim do in his histor
examination? Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't hi
fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy wa
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