Is this supposed to be some kind of metaphor for yourself?  If it is, may I
suggest you substitute 'infinitely poor' with 'Good Sense of Humour'?
You're selling yourself short.

If it's not a metaphor and you're trying to sell this item, the best thing
to do would be to list it on EBay alongside all those highly accurate 'home
studio enthusiast' sound level meters - it'd fit right in.

In summary, do I have interest in you?  My answer would either be, 'no
thanks, I've got a girlfriend' or 'it depends on the price'.

Good Luck

PE

I forgot to mention that the light of variable intensity that records
info on me is powered by a coal flame. The flame is covered with a
clear, colorless, heat-resistant, glass-like, air-tight case. This is
so heat from the flame does not hurt me. The intensity of the flame's
light varies with the information (visual and auditory) sent into the
equipment the records on me. The flame can live even though the case
is air-tight. This is because there is an oxygen tank to supply the
fire. The intensity of the flame's light is determined by how much
oxyge the fire gets. Variable intensity is basically a variable amt.
of oxygen that the flame gets. The coal flame is unclean. Lots of
smoke, ash, and charcoal. After stuff is recorded on me, I am
developed. The smoke, ash, and charcoal are seperated into another
tank (called the "waste tank"). In the waste tank, the smoke
particles, ash, and charcoal are allowed to cool to a safe room
temperature. They are then crushed into a fine powder of dust (what is
called "waste dust") by an equipment called the "waste pulverizer".
After I am completely developed, I am allowed to dry. When completely
dry, the cold waste dust is gently blown on to me. It is blown on all
parts of me evenly and equally. It then completely settles on me and
makes my playback video and audio unclean and unclear.