*yawn*    .. Very old hat.  I guess you'll do anything to increase
traffic to your site?

[...]

The only thing being broken by that article would be patents
describing multi-second exposures while moving or rotating
the camera.  The rest of the world starts snoring.

-Wolfgang

Man:    You sit here, dear.
Wife:    All right.
Man:    Morning!
Waitress:    Morning!
Man:    Well, what've you got?
Waitress:    Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and
spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon
sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam
spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:    ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam
baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:    Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:    ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served
in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with
truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:    Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much
spam in it.
Wife:    I don't want ANY spam!
Man:    Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:    THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:    Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has
it?
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:    Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam
then?
Waitress:    Urgghh!
Wife:    What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!
Vikings:    Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg
bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:    I don't like spam!
Man:    Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam
spam and spam!
Vikings:    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:    Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:    Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:    You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late
and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:    (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely
spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
spam spam!