Had a fellow professional photographer in Seattle photographed a
wedding one time and as he did the shot of the bridesmaids catching the
bouquet, one of them "bounced" out just as he clicked the shutter.

group shot at a wedding, guy in the middle glances right down the other
lady's cleavage, as learing and lustful as a simple glace can be.

It was not me, but a friend of mine told me he took a picture of his cat
excreting, and then posted it on his web site. He then remarked that his
cat took a picture of a squirrel doing the same thing (when it jumped in
the window where the camera was on the window sill and accidently hit the
shutter button).

Now he will be 8 years old later this year.

His mother then informed me that he is a great story teller, that he never
took such a picture, that his cat never accidently took a picture of
anything, and that he has never put a photograph on a web site.

But he fooled me.