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If Only Abraham Zapruder Had A D3!!

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Rita Berkowitz - 24 Aug 2008 22:48 GMT
The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.

<http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>

Rita
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Stamping out Internet stupidity one idiot at a time.  Never empower the
idiot, embrace it and stimulate it.  For more details go to the Usenet
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Charles - 25 Aug 2008 00:05 GMT
OK duck shot, for a rank amateur using a Nikon.
David Nebenzahl - 25 Aug 2008 00:30 GMT
On 8/24/2008 2:48 PM Rita Berkowitz spake thus:

> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
>
> <http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>

This post is off-topic for this newsgroup, rec.photo.equipment.35mm,
which is concerned with film cameras that use 35mm film, not digital
cameras that look like 35mm SLRs.

Please use an appropriate newsgroup for postings on digital cameras. One
of the following groups would be a good place for such postings:

  rec.photo.digital
  rec.photo.digital.point+shoot
  rec.photo.digital.rangefinder
  rec.photo.digital.slr
  rec.photo.digital.slr-systems

(Note that the list of groups available to you depends on what your ISP
or news provider carries, and may differ from this list)

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     "In 1964 Barry Goldwater declared: 'Elect me president, and I
 will bomb the cities of Vietnam, defoliate the jungles, herd the
 population into concentration camps and turn the country into a
 wasteland.' But Lyndon Johnson said: 'No! No! No! Don't you dare do
 that. Let ME do it.'"

- Characterization (paraphrased) of the 1964 Goldwater/Johnson
presidential race by Professor Irwin Corey, "The World's Foremost
Authority".

George Kerby - 25 Aug 2008 01:25 GMT
On 8/24/08 4:48 PM, in article
8rKdnecKX9RoSizVnZ2dnUVZ_sninZ2d@supernews.com, "Rita Berkowitz"
<ritaberk2008@aol.com> wrote:

> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
>
> <http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>

You have exceeded your capacity of being an absolute a.shole.

f.ck off, you simple sack of hammered sh.t.

I doubt that your stupid a.s was nothing but a gleam in you granddaddy's eye
when JFK was cut down in my childhood hometown that day in 1963.

Your stupidity and tasteless antics have become more than a crapola argument
about DSLR wars.

EAT sh.t, you dumb-assed motherf..ker!
Rita Berkowitz - 25 Aug 2008 01:52 GMT
>> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
>> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
>>
>> <http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>
>>
> You have exceeded your capacity of being an absolute a.shole.

Why thank you, it's been hard work and I'm glad I made the grade and met
with your approval.

> f.ck off, you simple sack of hammered sh.t.

I love you too.

> I doubt that your stupid a.s was nothing but a gleam in you
> granddaddy's eye when JFK was cut down in my childhood hometown that
> day in 1963.

It was a sad day, but if they had the technology we have today there
wouldn't be all this controversy surrounding this event.

> Your stupidity and tasteless antics have become more than a crapola
> argument about DSLR wars.

Nobody is twisting your arm to read my posts.  Killfile me and your problems
are over.  Of course we both know you thrive on my posts.

> EAT sh.t, you dumb-assed motherf..ker!

Again, I love you too!  Ya all came back now.

Rita

Pushing the envelope of stupidity to the boundary of terrestrial and
celestial limits while traversing the realm of idiocy in a quest to
stimulate the severely logic impaired idiot.

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idiot, embrace it and stimulate it.  For more details go to the Usenet
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Draco - 25 Aug 2008 15:22 GMT
> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com

Nice duck shoot. One real comment and two trolls.

As far as I can tell, not bad. Not great either. But not bad. The
image that is.

Keep trying.

Draco
Annika1980 - 25 Aug 2008 16:05 GMT
> Nice duck shoot. One real comment and two trolls.

Rita is the Jeff Foxworthy of the Newsgroups.
A one-joke act that wasn't that funny to begin with.
C J Campbell - 25 Aug 2008 17:17 GMT
>> Nice duck shoot. One real comment and two trolls.
>
> Rita is the Jeff Foxworthy of the Newsgroups.
> A one-joke act that wasn't that funny to begin with.

No, Jeff was funny the first time.
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John McWilliams - 25 Aug 2008 18:53 GMT
>>> Nice duck shoot. One real comment and two trolls.
>>
>> Rita is the Jeff Foxworthy of the Newsgroups.
>> A one-joke act that wasn't that funny to begin with.
>
> No, Jeff was funny the first time.

Amazingly clever, though, in making gazillions from that one line....
and if you recall it, you just might be a redneck...! I am.

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Rita Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2008 00:28 GMT
> Rita is the Jeff Foxworthy of the Newsgroups.
> A one-joke act that wasn't that funny to begin with.

Jeff is OK, but Larry The Cable Guy is the man!  A true redneck at heart.
Hey, I had you laughing.

Rita
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I reject your stupidity and substitute my own!

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Richard - 26 Aug 2008 01:41 GMT
Wrong!  The real shooter was captured with a Contax Zeiss 180mm f2.8 lens
and Olympus E-510!!

http://www.pbase.com/andersonrm/image/97119580

> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
>
> <http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>
>
> Rita
Jock - 26 Aug 2008 02:45 GMT
that's a nice shot.

: Wrong!  The real shooter was captured with a Contax Zeiss 180mm f2.8 lens
: and Olympus E-510!!
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: >
: > Rita
Rita Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2008 12:37 GMT
> Wrong!  The real shooter was captured with a Contax Zeiss 180mm f2.8
> lens and Olympus E-510!!
>
> http://www.pbase.com/andersonrm/image/97119580

Nice shot!  And I'm glad to see your bunnies aren't load with ticks like
ours are.

Rita
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I reject your stupidity and substitute my own!

http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com

Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2008 16:46 GMT
> Nice shot!  And I'm glad to see your bunnies aren't load with ticks like
> ours are.

Our bunnies are tickless as well:

http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/82053272
http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/32844519
Rita Berkowitz - 27 Aug 2008 12:32 GMT
>> Nice shot! And I'm glad to see your bunnies aren't load with ticks
>> like ours are.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/82053272
> http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/32844519

You guys are lucky.  Ticks have been horrible this season.  I'm glad Remy
has his Frontline on and has been flea and tick free all summer.

Rita
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I reject your stupidity and substitute my own!

http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com

John McWilliams - 27 Aug 2008 15:26 GMT
>>> Nice shot! And I'm glad to see your bunnies aren't load with ticks
>>> like ours are.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> You guys are lucky.  Ticks have been horrible this season.  I'm glad
> Remy has his Frontline on and has been flea and tick free all summer.

How nice.

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SneakyP - 26 Aug 2008 04:41 GMT
> The JFK assassination and grassy knoll conspiracy would be solved.
> Fortunately I was able to recreate the event with my D3.
>
> <http://ritaberk.myhosting247.com/grassy_knoll.htm>

another typical "Rita Berkowzitz" post would go like this:

Subject: Shooting Tight With The D3

"I sat on my D3 one night and caught this glimpse of crap coming out"

http://ritaberk.myhosting.cam/upahole

Aside - you'd swear the way these idiots (yes, Bret too) talk about their
equipment so enthusiasically they also make love to it/them regularly.

SHEEESH!

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Some choose to swim in the potty bowl of nan-ae rather than flush it
down :0)

 
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