Never Take Your D3 To The Golden Corral!!

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Rita Berkowitz - 24 May 2008 22:24 GMT

Trust me; I've learned the hard way. Between the old senile farts fighting
for food, the cheese eating welfare collecting unwed mothers hoarding the
fried chicken, and the non-English speaking bean eaters bullying their way
to the front of the line it's no wonder one can't pack their gut with some
industrial grade packing material. Well, when the sh.t hits the fan and
tempers flare you know the flying food isn't that far behind.

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<username> - 25 May 2008 00:10 GMT

> Trust me; I've learned the hard way. Between the old senile farts
> fighting for food, the cheese eating welfare collecting unwed mothers
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> sh.t hits the fan and tempers flare you know the flying food isn't that
> far behind.

...but if you have your little Canon pocket ELPH with you as I did this
afternoon at the local GC where we often go for a late lunch on Saturday,
you may be able to snag a grab shot of two adorable little kids reaching
over the counter with the GC logo prominent. Then maybe you could do what I
did-- sell the image on the spot to the District Manager who happened to be
visiting the store. He thought the shot was so good it might be worth using
even in a national ad campaign......

But yeah, leave that D3 boat anchor safely locked in the trunk of your car
when you go to chow down....or as you probably do, fine-dine in some over
priced fru-fru "club with fag waiters and bottled French water."

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Ron Hunter - 25 May 2008 09:20 GMT

> Trust me; I've learned the hard way. Between the old senile farts
> fighting for food, the cheese eating welfare collecting unwed mothers
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> Rita

Perhaps you should go to a different Golden Corral. I have never seen
anything like that at one. Now the food isn't what one would expect
from Morton's, or Ruth Chris, but then the prices aren't either.

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