This gem comes from rec.photo.digital.
A guy asked about the Epson 4800 printer.
Here is D-Mac's reply:
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"HP Z2400 series is the real sleeper. It can make it's own printer
profiles for various papers. I've had mine for several months after
replacing a 9800 Epson.

Ink consumption is less than half the Epson was and the print quality
is
first rate."
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Father Kodak responds, "Are you sure about that model number?  I found
a Z2400 printer, but it's a Lexmark."

D-Mac backtracks:
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" A miss print by me. it's a 24" Z 2100.
http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/ga/WF25a/18972-18972-3328061-12600-3328079-
3204963.html
"

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OOPS!  I had to reply to this one:

"Miss print?"  Around here we call that a bald-faced lie.

Like your broke a.s could afford a printer like that.  ROFL!
Hell, you can't even lie about it without f.cking up!

Where is this big printer of yours?  Is in one of your super-secret
Digital Print Centres that nobody else can seem to find?  Got an
address?
Or maybe it's stashed down in your basement in Tangalooma?
Got any pics of it?

Take your time, I'll be here all week.