The Fabulous 500 Catches A Little Pigskin!!!

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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 03 Nov 2007 23:46 GMT

Yes folks, the fabulous 500 amazes sports fans again with its remarkable
tracking abilities. This baby tracks like a Tennessee inbred hillbilly
routing out a muskrat for tonight's dinner. Though at times I found the 500
to be a bit long for the sidelines it never let me down. I can't wait to
get the fickled 400 in about five weeks.

<http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2007/touchdown.htm>

Rita

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mark.thomas.7@gmail.com - 04 Nov 2007 01:07 GMT

Before anyone bothers, note Rita's words from
http://groups.google.com.au/group/aus.photo/browse_frm/thread/8ea4ee7d8698df60

A couple of people had taken her posts seriously, but when "she" was
asked about the poor quality of "her" images, she said:

> I'm just posting the sh.t so it makes you look good.

Mmm. She said it, and never a truer word was spoken.

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Annika1980 - 04 Nov 2007 12:41 GMT

On Nov 3, 5:46 pm, Rita ? Berkowitz <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> <http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2007/touchdown.htm>
>
> Rita

PERVERT ALERT!

Did you have to roll down the window on the van to get that one?
Does the IS really help when you're taking the pic with only one hand?

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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 04 Nov 2007 13:13 GMT

>> <http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2007/touchdown.htm>
>
> PERVERT ALERT!
>
> Did you have to roll down the window on the van to get that one?
> Does the IS really help when you're taking the pic with only one hand?

LOL! I knew this image would fire up your urges and bring you out of the
woodpile. Sadly for you I did this the proper way and got the mother to
sign a model release. And for her efforts she will be getting a free copy
of the CD with her son's magnificent moments on it. I'll still make a
little change from her and the other parents. She's even excited about Ty
being hosted on my business site. Hell, if this keeps up I can make enough
pocket change to get new tint on the van windows.

Rita

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Annika1980 - 04 Nov 2007 15:27 GMT

On Nov 4, 8:13 am, Rita ? Berkowitz <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> Sadly for you I did this the proper way and got the mother to
> sign a model release.

Sure ya did, Uncle Pervy!
And these are all my nieces.
http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/88403132/original

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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 04 Nov 2007 15:56 GMT

>> Sadly for you I did this the proper way and got the mother to
>> sign a model release.
>
> Sure ya did, Uncle Pervy!
> And these are all my nieces.

LOL! Right! And I forgot to mention that Ty is my son.

Rita

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Annika1980 - 05 Nov 2007 01:10 GMT

On Nov 4, 10:56 am, Rita ? Berkowitz <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> >> Sadly for you I did this the proper way and got the mother to
> >> sign a model release.
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>
> Rita

You lie like a rug.

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George Kerby - 04 Nov 2007 14:31 GMT

On 11/4/07 6:41 AM, in article
1194180067.889151.63740@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com, "Annika1980"
<annika1980@aol.com> wrote:

>> <http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2007/touchdown.htm>
>>
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> Did you have to roll down the window on the van to get that one?
> Does the IS really help when you're taking the pic with only one hand?

"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!"

Larry

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helensilverburg@hotmail.com - 04 Nov 2007 15:21 GMT

> On 11/4/07 6:41 AM, in article
> 1194180067.889151.63...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com, "Annika1980"
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>
> Larry

It's Bret's wit and humor that keeps this newsgroup interesting and
alive. Forgive my harsh language but to put it perfectly: he's got
BALLS!! LOL.
Helen

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m II - 04 Nov 2007 18:50 GMT

>> On 11/4/07 6:41 AM, in article
>> 1194180067.889151.63...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com, "Annika1980"
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> BALLS!! LOL.
> Helen

That says it all, Bret. Be careful, though..your multiple personalities
on this group are starting to all sound the same.

mike

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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 04 Nov 2007 23:11 GMT

> That says it all, Bret. Be careful, though..your multiple
> personalities on this group are starting to all sound the same.

LOL!

Rita

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Douglas - 05 Nov 2007 03:05 GMT

>>> On 11/4/07 6:41 AM, in article
>>> 1194180067.889151.63...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com, "Annika1980"
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>
> mike

Which of the cross posted groups are you talking about Mike?

Douglas

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George Kerby - 04 Nov 2007 14:25 GMT

On 11/3/07 4:46 PM, in article 13ipulecqksene8@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> Yes folks, the fabulous 500 amazes sports fans again with its remarkable
> tracking abilities. This baby tracks like a Tennessee inbred hillbilly
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Rita

Don't quit your day job and think you can do that for a living.

Completely, as Aykroid's Leonard Pinth-Garnell used to say, "BAD Imagery!"

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