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JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE OLD BALLYARD!

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annika1980 - 25 Aug 2007 06:19 GMT
Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.
http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

Most of the fans were there to try to win a 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser
that the Lookouts were giving away to one lucky winner after the
game.  It was the culmination of a season-long promotion where 10
people qualified at each home game.

I won't bore you with the details since they can be found here:
http://www.lookouts.com/images/pdf/ToyotaFJCruiserGiveawayRules.pdf

OK, now I'll bore you....

Each qualifier was given a key of a certain color.  There were 10
different colored keys in all and there were probably 70-100 people
with each color.  During the game they would eliminate all the colors
except one and everyone holding that color key would go down on the
field after the game and draw a new key.
Only one of the new keys would unlock the vehicle.

I'm about the unluckiest sumbitch you've ever seen when it comes to
winning anything, but I did enter online one day and was surprised
when a Yellow key showed up in the mail with 4 tickets to the final
game.  So I had to go.

In the 7th inning they eliminated three colors.  Yellow was still
alive!

The 8th inning couldn't get there fast enough for me.  I just wanted
to go home since I was tired from standing the whole game taking
pics.  Three more colors were eliminated, but yellow was not among
them.  This is too cruel.  But I just kept thinking, "Tonight is my
night.  I'm due."

The 9th inning came and the final 3 colors were eliminated.  The color
that remained was ..... YELLOW!

So me and about 100 other people with Yellow keys were told to line up
and we stood for the whole 9th inning, which mercifully passed without
a hit or any runs being scored.
We go down on the field and line up down the 1st base line.  There
were at least 70-100 of us, just as I had predicted and one-by-one
they would announce the name of the next person in line and that
person would draw a new key.  Then that person would go and see if the
new key unlocked the car.  This took forever as most people would
stick the key in, take it out and try it again. Somehow I ended up
near the end of the line amongst a bunch of drunks.  One guy had his
beer confiscated by a cop on the field.  I told him that he might win
the car and get arrested for DUI in front of 6,398 people.

Anyway, it seemed like another hour passed as each person trudged up
to try their luck and then trudged back.  I told the lady in line in
front of me that our odds were getting better with every failed key
turn.  I think I was the 6th person from the end so I didn't think I'd
get a chance since someone would likely win before I got there.  But
the keys kept failing to unlock the door.

"Tonight is my night.  Tonight is my night."

I was dead calm as I got closer and closer to the FJ Cruiser.  I was
steeling myself for the eventual disappointment when the lady right in
front of me wins the car.  But she walked up there, put the key in,
and ........nothing.  It was my turn!  I asked one of the girls
running the show to hold my 20D and the 400 f/5.6L attached so I
wouldn't throw it or something.  Then I reached into the batting
helmet to draw out my new key.  My fingers immediately hit one
particular key, but for some reason I moved it aside and grabbed the
one underneath it.

"Tonight is my night!"

I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of
the whole thing and looking forward to the fireworks afterwards.  I
put the key in the lock and turned.  It felt like it turned the
correct amount, but I didn't hear the door unlock.  So I figured maybe
I should pull the handle and so I did.

The door opened.

Take that, Bad Luck!  Tonight is MY night!

I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it.
Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

After the festivities I left the stadium and walked the two blocks
back to my car.  The fireworks were exploding overhead as I waited for
the light to change to cross the street.  A family of four was
standing there and the lady says, "Hey, you're the guy who won the
car!"

"Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."

WHO RULES ???
Atheist Chaplain - 25 Aug 2007 08:02 GMT
Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.
http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

Most of the fans were there to try to win a 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser
that the Lookouts were giving away to one lucky winner after the
game.  It was the culmination of a season-long promotion where 10
people qualified at each home game.

I won't bore you with the details since they can be found here:
http://www.lookouts.com/images/pdf/ToyotaFJCruiserGiveawayRules.pdf

OK, now I'll bore you....

Each qualifier was given a key of a certain color.  There were 10
different colored keys in all and there were probably 70-100 people
with each color.  During the game they would eliminate all the colors
except one and everyone holding that color key would go down on the
field after the game and draw a new key.
Only one of the new keys would unlock the vehicle.

I'm about the unluckiest sumbitch you've ever seen when it comes to
winning anything, but I did enter online one day and was surprised
when a Yellow key showed up in the mail with 4 tickets to the final
game.  So I had to go.

In the 7th inning they eliminated three colors.  Yellow was still
alive!

The 8th inning couldn't get there fast enough for me.  I just wanted
to go home since I was tired from standing the whole game taking
pics.  Three more colors were eliminated, but yellow was not among
them.  This is too cruel.  But I just kept thinking, "Tonight is my
night.  I'm due."

The 9th inning came and the final 3 colors were eliminated.  The color
that remained was ..... YELLOW!

So me and about 100 other people with Yellow keys were told to line up
and we stood for the whole 9th inning, which mercifully passed without
a hit or any runs being scored.
We go down on the field and line up down the 1st base line.  There
were at least 70-100 of us, just as I had predicted and one-by-one
they would announce the name of the next person in line and that
person would draw a new key.  Then that person would go and see if the
new key unlocked the car.  This took forever as most people would
stick the key in, take it out and try it again. Somehow I ended up
near the end of the line amongst a bunch of drunks.  One guy had his
beer confiscated by a cop on the field.  I told him that he might win
the car and get arrested for DUI in front of 6,398 people.

Anyway, it seemed like another hour passed as each person trudged up
to try their luck and then trudged back.  I told the lady in line in
front of me that our odds were getting better with every failed key
turn.  I think I was the 6th person from the end so I didn't think I'd
get a chance since someone would likely win before I got there.  But
the keys kept failing to unlock the door.

"Tonight is my night.  Tonight is my night."

I was dead calm as I got closer and closer to the FJ Cruiser.  I was
steeling myself for the eventual disappointment when the lady right in
front of me wins the car.  But she walked up there, put the key in,
and ........nothing.  It was my turn!  I asked one of the girls
running the show to hold my 20D and the 400 f/5.6L attached so I
wouldn't throw it or something.  Then I reached into the batting
helmet to draw out my new key.  My fingers immediately hit one
particular key, but for some reason I moved it aside and grabbed the
one underneath it.

"Tonight is my night!"

I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of
the whole thing and looking forward to the fireworks afterwards.  I
put the key in the lock and turned.  It felt like it turned the
correct amount, but I didn't hear the door unlock.  So I figured maybe
I should pull the handle and so I did.

The door opened.

Take that, Bad Luck!  Tonight is MY night!

I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it.
Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

After the festivities I left the stadium and walked the two blocks
back to my car.  The fireworks were exploding overhead as I waited for
the light to change to cross the street.  A family of four was
standing there and the lady says, "Hey, you're the guy who won the
car!"

"Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."

WHO RULES ???

Congratulations :-)

So when you going to post some pics for us :-)
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Annika1980 - 25 Aug 2007 23:34 GMT
> So when you going to post some pics for us :-)

http://www.pbase.com/image/84455323
Troy Piggins - 26 Aug 2007 00:12 GMT
* Annika1980 is quoted & my replies are inline below :

>> So when you going to post some pics for us :-)
>
> http://www.pbase.com/image/84455323

Congratulations on the win!  But...

Sell it quick.  Damn, that's one ugly car.  Buy the cameras and
lenses - I believe the 1DsMkIII and was it 85 1.2L?

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Carbon - 26 Aug 2007 05:07 GMT
> * Annika1980 is quoted & my replies are inline below :
>
> Congratulations on the win!  But...
>
> Sell it quick.  Damn, that's one ugly car.  Buy the cameras and lenses -
> I believe the 1DsMkIII and was it 85 1.2L?

No, they're cool! The FJ is a remake of the workhorse FJ40, one of the
most iconic trucks ever made. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_FJ40.

Honestly Bret, it may be worth your while to see about keeping it. You
could sell whatever you're driving now to pay the taxes and whatnot.
Toyotas tend to be incredibly reliable.
Bobby Knight - 26 Aug 2007 00:20 GMT
>> So when you going to post some pics for us :-)
>
>http://www.pbase.com/image/84455323

Great dog!!!  (The white one)
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assimilate@borg.org - 26 Aug 2007 03:56 GMT
> http://www.pbase.com/image/84455323

Has the Mighty Jewel "baptised" the tires yet?

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Jay B - 26 Aug 2007 06:50 GMT
When are you going to learn to trim a post for chrissakes...
zumafan - 25 Aug 2007 08:23 GMT
> I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
> only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
> I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

> "Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."
>
> WHO RULES ???

Shirley you're dead to...Danica Patrick?
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 25 Aug 2007 12:16 GMT
> I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
> The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
> pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
> knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it.
> Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
> I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

Congrats!  It looks like you had a great night at the old ballpark?  Now you
have no excuse not to get the 600/4L and Mk III you always wanted since the
Toyota has enough cargo space in the back.  Then again, the new Nikon D3
looks mighty sweet.  Congratulations and enjoy.

Rita
dwight - 25 Aug 2007 14:42 GMT
>> I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
>> The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Rita

Gonna have to sell SOMETHING, just to pay the taxes on the Toyota.
Hopefully, enough left over from that sale to "upgrade."

:()
Mike Russell - 25 Aug 2007 14:57 GMT
Good for you!  Excellent pix as well.

If selling your old car won't get you up to a Mk III, perhaps you should
sell the new one instead :-)
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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 25 Aug 2007 22:35 GMT
> Gonna have to sell SOMETHING, just to pay the taxes on the Toyota.
> Hopefully, enough left over from that sale to "upgrade."

He'll do fine.  Either way it's a couple extra dollars in his pocket when
all the dust settles.

Rita
Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2007 00:14 GMT
> He'll do fine.  Either way it's a couple extra dollars in his pocket when
> all the dust settles.

So far it has been $2446.12 OUT of my pocket!

Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?
greenkeeper - 26 Aug 2007 00:32 GMT
>> He'll do fine.  Either way it's a couple extra dollars in his pocket when
>> all the dust settles.
>
>So far it has been $2446.12 OUT of my pocket!
>
>Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?

About as lucky as me having to play RDGC!!
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Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 00:51 GMT
>> He'll do fine.  Either way it's a couple extra dollars in his pocket
>> when all the dust settles.
>
> So far it has been $2446.12 OUT of my pocket!

I'm assuming that's state tax and registration?  Just put another $6,700 in
the bank for taxes and you'll do fine.

> Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?

After the sale you should have enough for that 1Ds Mk III and at least a
500/4L.  Not to shabby for doing nothing.  Just don't forget to take the
wife to dinner before you break the news to her.

Rita
Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2007 01:12 GMT
> > Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?
>
> After the sale you should have enough for that 1Ds Mk III and at least a
> 500/4L.  Not to shabby for doing nothing.  Just don't forget to take the
> wife to dinner before you break the news to her.

You are assuming that I don't have any previous debt.  A false
assumption, I can assure you.  Mrs. Annika and me have been going
round and round about this all day.  Here are the facts:
I have X amount of debt to pay off (we're talkin MC & Visa here).
I have a 15 year old car that is leaking from every orifice.
I win a car.  Whoopie.
Now I have to pay $2,446.12 for the privilege of driving that FREE car
off the lot.  So my debt is now (X + 2,446.12).
The dealer offers to buy the car back from me for $23K.
I can probably get $25K for it by selling it online or privately.
What to do?

I can sell the car, pay off all my debt, and have a little left over
for some new gear (maybe a 1DsMKIII).  But I'll still be driving a 15
year-old car which will probably die soon.  Or I can be smarter and
take the money left over and put it in the bank to start saving for a
new car when I need one.
That was my thinking.

Mrs. Annika (and most every other female I've talked to about this)
says, "Keep the car. Your old car will die soon and then you'll be
screwed."  In this scenario I'd have a new car that I don't really
like, expecially compared to my old Altima.  But I'd still have my (X
+ 2,446.12) of debt to deal with.  Dave Ramsey would sh.t if I did
that.

Here is a compromise option that might work.
Keep the new car which is now paid for.
Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get a loan to
pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and Mr.
VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end) and there is light at the end of
the tunnel.

What do you scholars think?
MoiMoi - 26 Aug 2007 01:19 GMT
> Here is a compromise option that might work.
> Keep the new car which is now paid for.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What do you scholars think?

Almost any loan you can get will be cheaper than paying the usurious
credit card interest rates.

MM
Atheist Chaplain - 26 Aug 2007 01:44 GMT
>> Here is a compromise option that might work.
>> Keep the new car which is now paid for.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> MM

take the 23 grand from the dealer, and go buy something that you do like
instead of driving around in a car that is that ugly (I can see why they
gave it away) that you have admitted to not liking, what will that $23k and
your old car as a trade in get you??
you can pick up a base Mustang for just under $20k so $3k left for gear and
a nice shiny new mid life crisis car to poke around in :-)

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Ben. - 26 Aug 2007 01:27 GMT
> Here is a compromise option that might work.
> Keep the new car which is now paid for.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What do you scholars think?

Don't drive that thing around, regardless of what your whiff says.

1 - Sell it (that much is obvious)
2 - put down $2500 or so on a three or four year old Nissan/Honda/
Toyota
3 - pay down some existing debt
4 - buy some new camera gear
5 - win another car
6 - sell that new car
7 - pay off the remainder of the debt

If your wife does win, and you do cave, PLEASE trade it in for a Camry
or any other
of the fine, non-blue faux jeeps on the market these days.
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 01:43 GMT
>>> Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> I can probably get $25K for it by selling it online or privately.
> What to do?

sh.t!  This is a no-brainer!  I would have taken the $23K cash and smiled
all the way to the bank.  You're either greedy of a fool to piss over $2K?

I sincerely hope you don't have that much CC debt?  If you do, I would be
putting half that $23K in the bank for taxes and a little cushion and put
the other half to the CCs.  Carrying a balance on CCs is totally and utterly
foolish.

> I can sell the car, pay off all my debt, and have a little left over
> for some new gear (maybe a 1DsMKIII).  But I'll still be driving a 15
> year-old car which will probably die soon.  Or I can be smarter and
> take the money left over and put it in the bank to start saving for a
> new car when I need one.
> That was my thinking.

There's nothing wrong with driving around in an old beater.  A roll of duct
tape and a few hose clamps to keep things together and you'll be fine.
Priorities my dear boy.

> Mrs. Annika (and most every other female I've talked to about this)
> says, "Keep the car. Your old car will die soon and then you'll be
> screwed."  In this scenario I'd have a new car that I don't really
> like, expecially compared to my old Altima.  But I'd still have my (X
> + 2,446.12) of debt to deal with.  Dave Ramsey would sh.t if I did
> that.

Let me take a guess who creates the most debt in your house?

> Here is a compromise option that might work.
> Keep the new car which is now paid for.
> Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get a loan to
> pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and Mr.
> VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end) and there is light at the end of
> the tunnel.

It would work if you close or put a hold on your CC accounts to prevent
further charging.  You will, of course, run the CCs back up again since it
is easy money you came by.

> What do you scholars think?

I think you should buy a Harley.

Rita
dave.clary@geewhizmail.com - 26 Aug 2007 02:40 GMT
>Here is a compromise option that might work.
>Keep the new car which is now paid for.
>Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get a loan to
>pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and Mr.
>VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end)

There is no damn way Ramsey would be pleased to hear you incurred new
debt to pay off old debt.  He would say sell the car, pay off the
debt, bank enough to cover the income tax hit, and if there's anything
left, use it as the start of saving for a new car (and work weekends
at the pro shop for extra money).  Having said that--screw Ramsey!  

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macca - 26 Aug 2007 02:50 GMT
Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
about the second or third reply at the time.

But I check back now and all I see is a bloke that has just won a $25,000
car - being a real misery guts and crying poor.
FFS - count your blessings and stop moaning and belly-aching.
You are coming across a spoilt sook.

On Aug 25, 7:51 pm, Rita Ä Berkowitz <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> > Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?
>
> After the sale you should have enough for that 1Ds Mk III and at least a
> 500/4L.  Not to shabby for doing nothing.  Just don't forget to take the
> wife to dinner before you break the news to her.

You are assuming that I don't have any previous debt.  A false
assumption, I can assure you.  Mrs. Annika and me have been going
round and round about this all day.  Here are the facts:
I have X amount of debt to pay off (we're talkin MC & Visa here).
I have a 15 year old car that is leaking from every orifice.
I win a car.  Whoopie.
Now I have to pay $2,446.12 for the privilege of driving that FREE car
off the lot.  So my debt is now (X + 2,446.12).
The dealer offers to buy the car back from me for $23K.
I can probably get $25K for it by selling it online or privately.
What to do?

I can sell the car, pay off all my debt, and have a little left over
for some new gear (maybe a 1DsMKIII).  But I'll still be driving a 15
year-old car which will probably die soon.  Or I can be smarter and
take the money left over and put it in the bank to start saving for a
new car when I need one.
That was my thinking.

Mrs. Annika (and most every other female I've talked to about this)
says, "Keep the car. Your old car will die soon and then you'll be
screwed."  In this scenario I'd have a new car that I don't really
like, expecially compared to my old Altima.  But I'd still have my (X
+ 2,446.12) of debt to deal with.  Dave Ramsey would sh.t if I did
that.

Here is a compromise option that might work.
Keep the new car which is now paid for.
Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get a loan to
pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and Mr.
VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end) and there is light at the end of
the tunnel.

What do you scholars think?
Bobby Knight - 26 Aug 2007 03:03 GMT
>Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
>about the second or third reply at the time.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>FFS - count your blessings and stop moaning and belly-aching.
>You are coming across a spoilt sook.

You're coming across as an a.shole.  The man is in a quandary and
asked for financial  advice.  If you have some, offer it.  Otherwise,
STFU.
bk
macca - 27 Aug 2007 10:55 GMT
Thanks for your comment Bobby Boy.

I did offer some advice - stop moaning!
And here's some more - next time he's a offered a chance to go out and win a
big prize - FFF do everyone a favour and stay home!

>>Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
>>about the second or third reply at the time.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> STFU.
> bk
Bobby Knight - 27 Aug 2007 14:38 GMT
>Thanks for your comment Bobby Boy.
>
>I did offer some advice - stop moaning!
>And here's some more - next time he's a offered a chance to go out and win a
>big prize - FFF do everyone a favour and stay home!

As I suggested, macca baby, STFU.
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George Kerby - 27 Aug 2007 15:01 GMT
On 8/27/07 8:38 AM, in article 2uk5d3550ph6cv3kvrjt0l22ofsbqtofuk@4ax.com,

>> Thanks for your comment Bobby Boy.
>>
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>>
> As I suggested, macca baby, STFU.
Can't you go find a kid on your Masked Riders to beat up and stay the hell
out of here, a.shole?!?
Bobby Knight - 27 Aug 2007 15:11 GMT
>On 8/27/07 8:38 AM, in article 2uk5d3550ph6cv3kvrjt0l22ofsbqtofuk@4ax.com,
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>Can't you go find a kid on your Masked Riders to beat up and stay the hell
>out of here, a.shole?!?

I can certainly see the true schmucks that are probably on the photo
ngs.  So, my suggestion is for you to get the f.ck out of
rec.sport.golf.

Get it?
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George Kerby - 27 Aug 2007 16:53 GMT
On 8/27/07 9:11 AM, in article 7om5d3t0g951c2uefcugd55h5puccn0qe2@4ax.com,

>> On 8/27/07 8:38 AM, in article 2uk5d3550ph6cv3kvrjt0l22ofsbqtofuk@4ax.com,
>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Get it?
Get it right: Gedt the f.ck out of rec.photo.digital...
Bobby Knight - 27 Aug 2007 17:01 GMT
>On 8/27/07 9:11 AM, in article 7om5d3t0g951c2uefcugd55h5puccn0qe2@4ax.com,

>> I can certainly see the true schmucks that are probably on the photo
>> ngs.  So, my suggestion is for you to get the f.ck out of
>> rec.sport.golf.
>>
>> Get it?
>Get it right: Gedt the f.ck out of rec.photo.digital...

I wasn't the one that started the cross-posting dick head.  However,
this is the last one that I will cross-post, but I'll bet that your
pea brain won't allow you to do so.

Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
obviously didn't include you.
bk
Annika1980 - 27 Aug 2007 18:33 GMT
> Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
> obviously didn't include you.
> bk

I posted in multiple groups because there are folks on each group who
know a little something and whose opinions I respect ... like yours,
BK.

Of course, you've got the a.sholes like macca that will inevitably
pipe up.  It's kinda like getting golf advice ... you have to sort
thru all the BS advice to get to the good advice.  The trick is
recognizing which is which.

Ken Pitts offered some good advice about paying Uncle Sam.  I didn't
understand what he was saying at first since I thought that the only
thing I'd have to pay is sales tax.  Wrong!  After all the dust
settles, that FREE car is gonna cost me about $4500 in taxes.
MnMikew - 27 Aug 2007 19:53 GMT
>> Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
>> obviously didn't include you.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> thing I'd have to pay is sales tax.  Wrong!  After all the dust
> settles, that FREE car is gonna cost me about $4500 in taxes.

Still a great deal! Just take a short term loan on the 4500 and be done with
it.
You COULD sell a camera or two. :-)
helensilverburg@hotmail.com - 27 Aug 2007 20:48 GMT
> >> Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
> >> obviously didn't include you.
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> it.
> You COULD sell a camera or two. :-)

Bite your tongue!!
Helen
Pete D - 27 Aug 2007 21:26 GMT
>>> Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
>>> obviously didn't include you.
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> with it.
> You COULD sell a camera or two. :-)

LOL, he would have to sell them all, not a good plan I think.
Pete D - 27 Aug 2007 20:23 GMT
>> Bret has noted that there are great guys on the photo groups, but he
>> obviously didn't include you.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> thing I'd have to pay is sales tax.  Wrong!  After all the dust
> settles, that FREE car is gonna cost me about $4500 in taxes.

Sounds like a bargain. I am about to pay AUD$45,000 for a new 4WD.
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 27 Aug 2007 22:57 GMT
> Ken Pitts offered some good advice about paying Uncle Sam.  I didn't
> understand what he was saying at first since I thought that the only
> thing I'd have to pay is sales tax.  Wrong!  After all the dust
> settles, that FREE car is gonna cost me about $4500 in taxes.

sh.t, that's it?  Son, you better get a second job at Taco Bell since you
are obviously in a lower tax bracket.

Rita
Atheist Chaplain - 26 Aug 2007 03:24 GMT
> Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
> about the second or third reply at the time.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> FFS - count your blessings and stop moaning and belly-aching.
> You are coming across a spoilt sook.

you also have to remember that unlike Australia, in the US you have to pay
TAX on your winnings, and it is usually around the 45-50% mark, so by
winning a car, he has just incurred a tax bill in the vicinity of around
$12K.
gotta pay for that war on terror somehow I guess :-(

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Bear - 26 Aug 2007 15:24 GMT
>> Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
>> about the second or third reply at the time.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>$12K.
>gotta pay for that war on terror somehow I guess :-(

Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
the border. 100% of what you win is yours.
Howard Brazee - 27 Aug 2007 00:26 GMT
>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
>the border. 100% of what you win is yours.

Taxes aren't about right and wrong - they're about getting money for
the state to spend.   The ones people complain about are the ones they
cut - the ones that they don't complain about are the ones they raise.

So they tax winnings highly.   The highest taxes are reserved for
"sins" and for telecommunication.
Atheist Chaplain - 27 Aug 2007 05:17 GMT
>>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
>>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> So they tax winnings highly.   The highest taxes are reserved for
> "sins" and for telecommunication.

so Australia must have no sinners as we don't pay a single cent on winnings,
be they $5 on a scratchy or $50 million in Powerball, what you win, you keep
down here :-)

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Bear - 28 Aug 2007 15:56 GMT
>>>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
>>>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>be they $5 on a scratchy or $50 million in Powerball, what you win, you keep
>down here :-)

Same in the Great White North.

If they tax the winnings are your loses tax deductible?
assimilate@borg.org - 29 Aug 2007 04:19 GMT
> If they tax the winnings are your loses tax deductible?

only if they offset winnings

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Robert Coe - 03 Sep 2007 00:22 GMT
: >>>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
: >>>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
:
: If they tax the winnings are your loses tax deductible?

Only to offset your winnings. If all you do is lose, you get no credit on your
taxes.
Robert Coe - 03 Sep 2007 00:19 GMT
: >>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
: >>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
: be they $5 on a scratchy or $50 million in Powerball, what you win, you keep
: down here :-)

You don't have to pay for the imperialist adventurism of an insane moron.
Atheist Chaplain - 03 Sep 2007 01:32 GMT
> : >>Tax on winnings just doesn't seem right. One of the reasons that when
> : >>the urge to go to a casino strikes (very, very rarely) I stay north of
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> You don't have to pay for the imperialist adventurism of an insane moron.

so true!
our insane moron has his lips firmly stuck to your insane morons arse
though, so we only get second hand sh.t from ours :-(

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George Kerby - 26 Aug 2007 15:24 GMT
On 8/25/07 8:50 PM, in article
w%4Ai.26140$4A1.24864@news-server.bigpond.net.au, "macca"

> Incidentally - more than 12 hours ago I posted my congratulations to you -
> about the second or third reply at the time.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> FFS - count your blessings and stop moaning and belly-aching.
> You are coming across a spoilt sook.

You don't understand? That is the typical Yellow Dog Democrat behavior. They
piss and moan about everything. AND it's never THEIR fault.
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 19:16 GMT
>> But I check back now and all I see is a bloke that has just won a
>> $25,000 car - being a real misery guts and crying poor.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> behavior. They piss and moan about everything. AND it's never THEIR
> fault.

Jesus Fucken' Christ!  Lighten up on the man and give him some space to sort
things out.  If he applied the typical Finger Through The Wet Toilet Paper
Republican behavior Bret would be building a fucken school in Iraq so the
toddles get an early start on bomb belt making.  Why build schools in
America when our kids would appreciate an education that will allow them to
be competitive on the world stage?

Rita
George Kerby - 26 Aug 2007 20:19 GMT
On 8/26/07 1:16 PM, in article 13d3h2gilkeil1c@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

>>> But I check back now and all I see is a bloke that has just won a
>>> $25,000 car - being a real misery guts and crying poor.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Republican behavior Bret would be building a fucken school in Iraq so the
> toddles get an early start on bomb belt making.

No that toilet paper thing is a DemoCrap thing. Just ask Cheryl Crow and her
carbon print buddy Al (the whale) Gore.
Chris Bellomy - 26 Aug 2007 20:39 GMT
In rec.sport.golf George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:

> On 8/26/07 1:16 PM, in article 13d3h2gilkeil1c@news.supernews.com, "Rita ?
> Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> No that toilet paper thing is a DemoCrap thing. Just ask Cheryl Crow and her
> carbon print buddy Al (the whale) Gore.

George, can you just contain yourself to dumbing down austin.general?
Thanks.

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George Kerby - 26 Aug 2007 20:45 GMT
On 8/26/07 2:39 PM, in article 0T4bv9peI5ssN34@redshark.goodshow.net, "Chris
Bellomy" <puevf@tbbqfubj.arg.invalid> wrote:

> In rec.sport.golf George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> George, can you just contain yourself to dumbing down austin.general?
> Thanks.
You seem to be doing an admirable job doing just that in there.

Sorry 'dood'...
Chris Bellomy - 26 Aug 2007 21:30 GMT
In rec.sport.golf George Kerby <ghost_topper@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Sorry 'dood'...

For the edification of the blissfully unaware, I used the word "dude"
in connection with a statement about someone's inability to leave
the 80's behind. George, thus far, has failed to grasp why that would
be appropriate.

The holding of breath is not recommended here.

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marika - 26 Aug 2007 23:51 GMT
George Kerby wrote in message ...

>No that toilet paper thing is a DemoCrap thing. Just ask Cheryl Crow and her
>carbon print buddy Al (the whale) Gore.

o this must be why he worries so much about polar melting, as it would put
him out of food and home.

and his food source reminds me of the recent peta fish campaign.

I have no problem with this idea other than the name of the campaign. Fish
EMPATHY? Please, all they will get with that from the local fishermen is
mockery. Especially the ones who will need lots of empathy when they are
homeless because their livelihood is affected when they stop fishing.

They sure don't know how to endear themselves to the opposition, that is for
certain.

mk5000

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thick cloud cover overhead. At best, the weather could now be described as
grim. I was silently rehearsing my fake speech about how I needed
information for an audit. "--lean mean thirteen, janet evanovich
Chris Bellomy - 26 Aug 2007 04:04 GMT
In rec.sport.golf Annika1980 <annika1980@aol.com> wrote:

> Here is a compromise option that might work.
> Keep the new car which is now paid for.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> What do you scholars think?

I think it would be better to have it insured and then stolen.

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Carbon - 26 Aug 2007 05:20 GMT
> Here is a compromise option that might work. Keep the new car which is
> now paid for. Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get
> a loan to pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and
> Mr. VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end) and there is light at the end
> of the tunnel.

Sounds good to me. You'll save down the road. My wife has a now paid for
02' Protege5. Nothing ever goes wrong with it. 72,000 miles and I expect
to get double that before it starts to cost us money. You have to weigh in
not being bled dry by mechanics because you're no longer driving a
shitbox.

You could drive that thing 10 years before having to put any real money
into it.
Nick Fotis - 26 Aug 2007 10:00 GMT
My suggestion (I know, it's worth what you paid for):

Pay off these credit cards, or your life will be continuously miserable
(trying to pay off these debts is no fun - been there, done that).

And do not keep this car (you admitted you don't like it aesthetically).

Better get a used Japanese car when your old car gives up the ghost, which
is reliable and won't cause you mechanical problems (also it won't be an
eyesore to you :-) ).

Regards from a burning Greece,
N.F.
JohnR66 - 26 Aug 2007 15:10 GMT
On Aug 25, 7:51 pm, Rita Ä Berkowitz <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

> > Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?
>
> After the sale you should have enough for that 1Ds Mk III and at least a
> 500/4L.  Not to shabby for doing nothing.  Just don't forget to take the
> wife to dinner before you break the news to her.

You are assuming that I don't have any previous debt.  A false
assumption, I can assure you.  Mrs. Annika and me have been going
round and round about this all day.  Here are the facts:
I have X amount of debt to pay off (we're talkin MC & Visa here).
I have a 15 year old car that is leaking from every orifice.
I win a car.  Whoopie.
Now I have to pay $2,446.12 for the privilege of driving that FREE car
off the lot.  So my debt is now (X + 2,446.12).
The dealer offers to buy the car back from me for $23K.
I can probably get $25K for it by selling it online or privately.
What to do?

I can sell the car, pay off all my debt, and have a little left over
for some new gear (maybe a 1DsMKIII).  But I'll still be driving a 15
year-old car which will probably die soon.  Or I can be smarter and
take the money left over and put it in the bank to start saving for a
new car when I need one.
That was my thinking.

Mrs. Annika (and most every other female I've talked to about this)
says, "Keep the car. Your old car will die soon and then you'll be
screwed."  In this scenario I'd have a new car that I don't really
like, expecially compared to my old Altima.  But I'd still have my (X
+ 2,446.12) of debt to deal with.  Dave Ramsey would sh.t if I did
that.

Here is a compromise option that might work.
Keep the new car which is now paid for.
Go down to the bank, and using the car as collateral, get a loan to
pay off my CC debt.  That way, I'm out of debt with Mr. MC and Mr.
VISA (pleasing Dave Ramsey to no end) and there is light at the end of
the tunnel.

What do you scholars think?

KEEP the car!!
If your old car is about to die, your going to have to pony up thousands in
for a new or a good used car. You are getting a new car for peanuts.
If you carry a CC dept., use the money you'd have to spend on another car to
pay it down. CC dept is the worst hole to be dug into.
I don't know your full financial situation, and I doubt anyone here can give
you a clear answer without knowing. My advice is to sit down with CPA.
Allen - 26 Aug 2007 20:38 GMT
>> He'll do fine.  Either way it's a couple extra dollars in his pocket when
>> all the dust settles.
>
> So far it has been $2446.12 OUT of my pocket!
>
> Good thing I'm so fuckin lucky, huh?

May I inquire about the nature of this $2446.12? Is it a Tennessee state
vehicle transfer tax? If you are talking about federal/state income tax,
nothing should be due until the end of a quarter at worst and April 15
2008 at best.
Allen
Annika1980 - 27 Aug 2007 00:04 GMT
> May I inquire about the nature of this $2446.12? Is it a Tennessee state vehicle transfer tax?

Yes, it is a Tennessee Sales Tax.  Uncle Sam gets his later since
prize winnings are treated as income (who knew?).  The only good news
is that the Sales Tax can be used as a deduction come tax time.
Kommienezuspadt - 25 Aug 2007 12:25 GMT
Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.
http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

Most of the fans were there to try to win a 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser
that the Lookouts were giving away to one lucky winner after the
game.  It was the culmination of a season-long promotion where 10
people qualified at each home game.

I won't bore you with the details since they can be found here:
http://www.lookouts.com/images/pdf/ToyotaFJCruiserGiveawayRules.pdf

OK, now I'll bore you....

Each qualifier was given a key of a certain color.  There were 10
different colored keys in all and there were probably 70-100 people
with each color.  During the game they would eliminate all the colors
except one and everyone holding that color key would go down on the
field after the game and draw a new key.
Only one of the new keys would unlock the vehicle.

I'm about the unluckiest sumbitch you've ever seen when it comes to
winning anything, but I did enter online one day and was surprised
when a Yellow key showed up in the mail with 4 tickets to the final
game.  So I had to go.

In the 7th inning they eliminated three colors.  Yellow was still
alive!

The 8th inning couldn't get there fast enough for me.  I just wanted
to go home since I was tired from standing the whole game taking
pics.  Three more colors were eliminated, but yellow was not among
them.  This is too cruel.  But I just kept thinking, "Tonight is my
night.  I'm due."

The 9th inning came and the final 3 colors were eliminated.  The color
that remained was ..... YELLOW!

So me and about 100 other people with Yellow keys were told to line up
and we stood for the whole 9th inning, which mercifully passed without
a hit or any runs being scored.
We go down on the field and line up down the 1st base line.  There
were at least 70-100 of us, just as I had predicted and one-by-one
they would announce the name of the next person in line and that
person would draw a new key.  Then that person would go and see if the
new key unlocked the car.  This took forever as most people would
stick the key in, take it out and try it again. Somehow I ended up
near the end of the line amongst a bunch of drunks.  One guy had his
beer confiscated by a cop on the field.  I told him that he might win
the car and get arrested for DUI in front of 6,398 people.

Anyway, it seemed like another hour passed as each person trudged up
to try their luck and then trudged back.  I told the lady in line in
front of me that our odds were getting better with every failed key
turn.  I think I was the 6th person from the end so I didn't think I'd
get a chance since someone would likely win before I got there.  But
the keys kept failing to unlock the door.

"Tonight is my night.  Tonight is my night."

I was dead calm as I got closer and closer to the FJ Cruiser.  I was
steeling myself for the eventual disappointment when the lady right in
front of me wins the car.  But she walked up there, put the key in,
and ........nothing.  It was my turn!  I asked one of the girls
running the show to hold my 20D and the 400 f/5.6L attached so I
wouldn't throw it or something.  Then I reached into the batting
helmet to draw out my new key.  My fingers immediately hit one
particular key, but for some reason I moved it aside and grabbed the
one underneath it.

"Tonight is my night!"

I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of
the whole thing and looking forward to the fireworks afterwards.  I
put the key in the lock and turned.  It felt like it turned the
correct amount, but I didn't hear the door unlock.  So I figured maybe
I should pull the handle and so I did.

The door opened.

Take that, Bad Luck!  Tonight is MY night!

I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it.
Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

After the festivities I left the stadium and walked the two blocks
back to my car.  The fireworks were exploding overhead as I waited for
the light to change to cross the street.  A family of four was
standing there and the lady says, "Hey, you're the guy who won the
car!"

"Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."

WHO RULES ???

===

YOU RULE!!!
JohnR66 - 25 Aug 2007 13:16 GMT
You lucky sumbitch!

If your old car is worth anything, I'd have my eye out on some new gear. So
what camera or lenses would you get?
I'd be eyeing a 500 f/4 L IS
John
N - 25 Aug 2007 13:29 GMT
Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.
http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

Most of the fans were there to try to win a 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser
that the Lookouts were giving away to one lucky winner after the
game.  It was the culmination of a season-long promotion where 10
people qualified at each home game.

I won't bore you with the details since they can be found here:
http://www.lookouts.com/images/pdf/ToyotaFJCruiserGiveawayRules.pdf

OK, now I'll bore you....

Each qualifier was given a key of a certain color.  There were 10
different colored keys in all and there were probably 70-100 people
with each color.  During the game they would eliminate all the colors
except one and everyone holding that color key would go down on the
field after the game and draw a new key.
Only one of the new keys would unlock the vehicle.

I'm about the unluckiest sumbitch you've ever seen when it comes to
winning anything, but I did enter online one day and was surprised
when a Yellow key showed up in the mail with 4 tickets to the final
game.  So I had to go.

In the 7th inning they eliminated three colors.  Yellow was still
alive!

The 8th inning couldn't get there fast enough for me.  I just wanted
to go home since I was tired from standing the whole game taking
pics.  Three more colors were eliminated, but yellow was not among
them.  This is too cruel.  But I just kept thinking, "Tonight is my
night.  I'm due."

The 9th inning came and the final 3 colors were eliminated.  The color
that remained was ..... YELLOW!

So me and about 100 other people with Yellow keys were told to line up
and we stood for the whole 9th inning, which mercifully passed without
a hit or any runs being scored.
We go down on the field and line up down the 1st base line.  There
were at least 70-100 of us, just as I had predicted and one-by-one
they would announce the name of the next person in line and that
person would draw a new key.  Then that person would go and see if the
new key unlocked the car.  This took forever as most people would
stick the key in, take it out and try it again. Somehow I ended up
near the end of the line amongst a bunch of drunks.  One guy had his
beer confiscated by a cop on the field.  I told him that he might win
the car and get arrested for DUI in front of 6,398 people.

Anyway, it seemed like another hour passed as each person trudged up
to try their luck and then trudged back.  I told the lady in line in
front of me that our odds were getting better with every failed key
turn.  I think I was the 6th person from the end so I didn't think I'd
get a chance since someone would likely win before I got there.  But
the keys kept failing to unlock the door.

"Tonight is my night.  Tonight is my night."

I was dead calm as I got closer and closer to the FJ Cruiser.  I was
steeling myself for the eventual disappointment when the lady right in
front of me wins the car.  But she walked up there, put the key in,
and ........nothing.  It was my turn!  I asked one of the girls
running the show to hold my 20D and the 400 f/5.6L attached so I
wouldn't throw it or something.  Then I reached into the batting
helmet to draw out my new key.  My fingers immediately hit one
particular key, but for some reason I moved it aside and grabbed the
one underneath it.

"Tonight is my night!"

I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of
the whole thing and looking forward to the fireworks afterwards.  I
put the key in the lock and turned.  It felt like it turned the
correct amount, but I didn't hear the door unlock.  So I figured maybe
I should pull the handle and so I did.

The door opened.

Take that, Bad Luck!  Tonight is MY night!

I put on a little show for the crowd, ala Hulk Hogan.
The Toyota guy came over to shake my hand and tell me that I'd have to
pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it.
Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

After the festivities I left the stadium and walked the two blocks
back to my car.  The fireworks were exploding overhead as I waited for
the light to change to cross the street.  A family of four was
standing there and the lady says, "Hey, you're the guy who won the
car!"

"Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."

WHO RULES ???

-----------------------

Well done Bret!  Congratulations.
Robert Coe - 25 Aug 2007 13:53 GMT
: I was dead calm as I got closer and closer to the FJ Cruiser.  I was
: steeling myself for the eventual disappointment when the lady right in
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
: pay title, taxes, and all that crap on it.  I said, "No problem," not
: knowing where I was gonna get the money to pay it. ...

Sell your old car to pay the charges on the new one, and hock your 20D body
for the down payment on a 40D. With your new celebrity status, you don't want
to be seen about town with an old camera!

Bob
Bow Tie - 25 Aug 2007 14:33 GMT
> Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
> around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
> muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
> Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
> Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

You really won the car?

Great! Don't forget to pay your taxes.

Ken
Carbon - 25 Aug 2007 14:39 GMT
> I held the key to the Heavens as I walked up to the Toyota.  This got
> only a small pop from the crowd, who were no doubt growing weary of the
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>
> The door opened.

Lucky bastard. :-)
John van der Pflum - 25 Aug 2007 15:03 GMT
>Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
>around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
>muggy as Hell.  A capacity crowd filled AT&T Field to watch the
>Chattanooga Lookouts lose their last home game of the season.
>Righthander, Johnny Cueto struck out 11 in a losing effort.
>http://www.pbase.com/image/84423726

Very nice!  So, next you, you have no damn excuse for not coming to
RSG Cincinnati.  

PS -- What does "FJ" stand for, anyway?  
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Jer - 25 Aug 2007 15:17 GMT
>> Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
>> around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
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>
> PS -- What does "FJ" stand for, anyway?  

Faux Jeep  :)

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greenkeeper - 25 Aug 2007 18:04 GMT
>>Another hot 105° day in Paradise today, but we had threatening skies
>>around sundown so it wasn't so hot at the old ballpark tonight.  Just
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>
>PS -- What does "FJ" stand for, anyway?

F****ing Jammy!! (That means exceedingly lucky BTW!)

Well done. I will be thinking of you all when I play here in 6 weeks!!

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Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2007 00:46 GMT
On Aug 25, 10:03 am, John van der Pflum

> Very nice!  So, next you, you have no damn excuse for not coming to
> RSG Cincinnati.  
>
> PS -- What does "FJ" stand for, anyway?  

For Jewel.
zumafan - 26 Aug 2007 12:00 GMT
On Aug 25, 10:03 am, John van der Pflum <nowhammymyspa...@bite.org>
wrote:

> Very nice!  So, next you, you have no damn excuse for not coming to
> RSG Cincinnati.  
>
> PS -- What does "FJ" stand for, anyway?  
> --

4Runner Junior?

> jvdphttp://www.rsgcincinnati.com
John Reddy - 26 Aug 2007 12:43 GMT
If the dealer is willing to offer $23K, I would bet he would accept a
counteroffer of $23K plus a $2K downpayment on something else in his lot.

Check out what you want to buy first, get a firm price and then hit him
with that counteroffer.
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 13:21 GMT
> If the dealer is willing to offer $23K, I would bet he would accept a
> counteroffer of $23K plus a $2K downpayment on something else in his
> lot.

That was prior to it being titled.  It is now considered a used vehicle and
that offer is most likely off the table.  $17K for it would be a fair offer.
This is where the 40% rule comes into play.

> Check out what you want to buy first, get a firm price and then hit
> him with that counteroffer.

He'd be better privately selling it.

Rita
MG - 26 Aug 2007 18:47 GMT
>> If the dealer is willing to offer $23K, I would bet he would accept a
>> counteroffer of $23K plus a $2K downpayment on something else in his
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>
> Rita

Considering it's the end of the model year, see if the dealer would trade it
for something on the lot and pay you the difference.  You'd replace your
beater, get some money back, cover the tax and should come out of the deal
with significant $$$.  Plus you wouldn't have to feed that thing.  Looks
like it could be thirsty.

mg

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Birdie Bill - 25 Aug 2007 17:01 GMT
> WHO RULES ???

Some people have all the luck!  How come you won
and I never win?  Whaaaaaaa!

:-)
dave.clary@geewhizmail.com - 25 Aug 2007 19:22 GMT
>> WHO RULES ???
>
>Some people have all the luck!  How come you won
>and I never win?  Whaaaaaaa!
>
>:-)

Damn...the only thing I ever won was an album...Rufus Thomas...Walkin'
the Dog.

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Tom Yost - 25 Aug 2007 17:37 GMT
> ... the lady says, "Hey, you're the guy who won the
>car!"
>
>"Just another night at the old ballpark, ma'am."
>
>WHO RULES ???

You rule Bret. Congratulations!  Do you wonder if maybe someone else's
key actually unlocked the door, but you were the first person to try
to open the door?

By the way, the Reds will be calling for all your pitchers soon!

Tom
Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2007 00:54 GMT
> You rule Bret. Congratulations!  Do you wonder if maybe someone else's
> key actually unlocked the door, but you were the first person to try
> to open the door?

I thought of that.  Or it could have been the remote keyless entry
with the hijacked code that I had hidden in my pocket.

I didn't realize it last night, but there were only 3 people in line
behind me when I won.  So out of the thousands of entries and the 700
qualifiers who got colored keys it came down to the last 4 people.
They told me today that there were only 50 people (out of the 70) with
the Yellow keys who went down on the field.  So I was the 47th person
in line.  I didn't worry about being the first in line though, like
the drunks behind me kept bitching about.  I had a 1-in-50 chance no
matter where in line I stood.  By the time my turn came, it was 1-
in-4.
George Kerby - 25 Aug 2007 19:01 GMT
On 8/25/07 12:19 AM, in article
1188019199.132078.220700@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com, "annika1980"

> OK, now I'll bore you....
>
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> Some guy took my pic with a Nikon, and I didn't even care.
> I was one sweaty, fat happy bastard!

Does this mean that you will stop ranting against Conservatives?

I guess if the key didn't work you woulda blamed "W".

Seriously, congratulations!

Way to go, B.
Annika1980 - 26 Aug 2007 01:17 GMT
> Does this mean that you will stop ranting against Conservatives?
>
> I guess if the key didn't work you woulda blamed "W".

No, I only blame him for havig the most crooked administration in
history, getting thousands of good people killed for nothing, and just
generally being a dumbass and an embarrassment.
You know, stuff like that.

BTW, if you don't think "W" is an embarrassment, well .....
George Kerby - 26 Aug 2007 15:20 GMT
On 8/25/07 7:17 PM, in article
1188087455.038452.274720@w3g2000hsg.googlegroups.com, "Annika1980"
<annika1980@aol.com> wrote:

>> Does this mean that you will stop ranting against Conservatives?
>>
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> generally being a dumbass and an embarrassment.
> You know, stuff like that.

That same kind of reasoning got you in such good graces with Mr.Visa and Mr.
M.C., I would surmise. That's OK - blame Bush for that, as well...
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 19:16 GMT
>> No, I only blame him for havig the most crooked administration in
>> history, getting thousands of good people killed for nothing, and
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> and Mr. M.C., I would surmise. That's OK - blame Bush for that, as
> well...

Unlike Bush, Bret can't pull $15 trillion out his a.s with a stroke of the
pen and not have to be accountable for it.  Bush decimated our economy and
it will take generations to get back to zero again.

Rita
George Kerby - 26 Aug 2007 20:27 GMT
On 8/26/07 1:16 PM, in article 13d3h2h31cvk51d@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

>>> No, I only blame him for havig the most crooked administration in
>>> history, getting thousands of good people killed for nothing, and
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> pen and not have to be accountable for it.  Bush decimated our economy and
> it will take generations to get back to zero again.

Again, don't let FACTS get in the way of your world:

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/070727/economy.html?.v=14

It's only stupid people running unsound companies that allow people to buy
houses without anything down and having reasonable employment standards. It
is also the reason that Bret is up to his a.s in alligators with credit card
debt. This damn society is so out of frigid touch and debt ridden that it
ain't funny. When people start bawling because they got something free, it
is time to stop the sh.t that LBJ started with his "Great Society" bullshit.
You "Rita" are just too young and naive to know the difference...

> Rita
Rita Ä Berkowitz - 26 Aug 2007 22:52 GMT
>> Unlike Bush, Bret can't pull $15 trillion out his a.s with a stroke
>> of the pen and not have to be accountable for it.  Bush decimated
>> our economy and it will take generations to get back to zero again.
>>
> Again, don't let FACTS get in the way of your world:

They never do.  Where do you think Bush is pulling all this money for Iraq
and tax cuts from?  It's called creative accounting and it always comes back
to haunt at a later date.  Funny thing is your ancient a.s will be dust and
long buried when the tab is due.

> It's only stupid people running unsound companies that allow people
> to buy houses without anything down and having reasonable employment
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> that LBJ started with his "Great Society" bullshit. You "Rita" are
> just too young and naive to know the difference...

Yep!  It's Bush's fault for allowing this to happen.  He created a false
facade that our economy is booming by allowing shady business practices to
prosper.  What you are describing is Bush's plan falling apart and the
common people have to suffer and foot the bill for his failed leadership.
Yes, Bret is up to his a.s in alligators because Bush told him to go out and
spend since the economy is thriving.  Funny thing is Bush fooled the stupid
into a stupor to build a false image of consumer confidence to make him look
good.  It's only temporary and it's all falling apart around him.  Needn't
worry, my children get to pay for Bush's mishaps.

Rita
George Kerby - 27 Aug 2007 14:57 GMT
On 8/26/07 4:52 PM, in article 13d3tsueguo0g80@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

>>> Unlike Bush, Bret can't pull $15 trillion out his a.s with a stroke
>>> of the pen and not have to be accountable for it.  Bush decimated
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> good.  It's only temporary and it's all falling apart around him.  Needn't
> worry, my children get to pay for Bush's mishaps.

I would suggest that if it is really so bad here, MOVE!
Bobby Knight - 27 Aug 2007 15:08 GMT
>On 8/26/07 4:52 PM, in article 13d3tsueguo0g80@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
>Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:

>> Yep!  It's Bush's fault for allowing this to happen.  He created a false
>> facade that our economy is booming by allowing shady business practices to
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>>
>I would suggest that if it is really so bad here, MOVE!

Better yet, get rid of the dumb bastard and try to find a leader for
this country who doesn't have debts to pay big business.   Admittedly,
that's probably harder than moving.
George Kerby - 27 Aug 2007 16:52 GMT
On 8/27/07 9:08 AM, in article ckm5d31maa6lg3d3t7l387h4l9bvil1clv@4ax.com,

>> On 8/26/07 4:52 PM, in article 13d3tsueguo0g80@news.supernews.com, "Rita Ä
>> Berkowitz" <ritaberk2O04 @aol.com> wrote:
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> this country who doesn't have debts to pay big business.   Admittedly,
> that's probably harder than moving.
Why do you persist in jumping into somethjing that is clearly NOT addressed
to you? Have you developed that personality, or were you birthed through
your mother's a.shole? A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.