Why is Lionel posting as Plane/Plain Jane?

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Paynekiller Jane - 21 Apr 2007 09:48 GMT

He's had a rough week getting his dignity stripped from him again and
all. I guess the device of posting as Plane Jane helps him cope with his
pathetic life.

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Plane Jayne - 22 Apr 2007 15:20 GMT

*Paynekiller Jane* was compelled to spew forth, on 04/21/2007 06:48 PM
the following:

> He's had a rough week getting his dignity stripped from him again and
> all. I guess the device of posting as Plane Jane helps him cope with his
> pathetic life.

Wrong Sweetie. I'm not Lionel, but I do know that Porchy > Henry Schmidt

> Painkiller Jane.

THis shows that you are finally coming to grips with your inner woman.
G4U! Progress and evolution in a young, um, woman like you is a glory to
behold. Sheeeyit! We won't stop your self-expression Henry/Janey.

As you are posting as Painkiller Jane these days, Sweetie, I'll let you
in on a widely known truth. <<whispers>> Henry, its OK to dress up in
your Moms outfits.</whispers> We don't mind a bit.

In fact, we could care less if you want to get about town in your mama's
dresses and panties and bras, makeup, her perfume, jewellery and other
gear. Just ask the rest of the Newsgroup. You will need to wax that back
of yours though for those low cut cocktail dresses!

Knowing how hairy you monkeys are, I recommend you book in for a full
BS&C wax.

<Notices your puzzled look> That's Back, Sack and Crack wax silly! <giggles>

NOSTRILS and EYEBROWS! They will give you away too if you don't have
them whipper-snippered back to a more feminine line. You don't want to
come over as a mouth breathing Neanderthal in a dress now do you? Dint
think so!

Plane/Plain ... so what? Blatantly obvious that its me innit? I'm an Air
Hostess Henry, it's my JayOhBee. I love it too. Lots of time away seeing
exotic places.

Now why don't you go touch that lipstick up ... and powder your nose.
Perk that hairdo up Girl and you too might be Hostess material. It's fun!

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Paynekiller Jane - 22 Apr 2007 16:54 GMT

> *Paynekiller Jane* was compelled to spew forth, on 04/21/2007 06:48 PM
> the following:
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> Wrong Sweetie. I'm not Lionel, but I do know that Porchy > Henry Schmidt
> > Painkiller Jane.

Wrong idiot. I'm not Henry, but I do know that Lionel == Plain Jane ==
Plane Jane == Plane Jayne == Kadaitcha Man

> THis shows that you are finally coming to grips with your inner woman.

I see you are ripping off and old Henry Flame there. Lionel did you
think that changing the word to woman would fool anyone?

So Lionel, you're a flame stealer as well as the nym owner of Plane
Jayne and other variants of it?

> G4U! Progress and evolution in a young, um, woman like you is a glory to
> behold. Sheeeyit! We won't stop your self-expression Henry/Janey.

Lionel, if the bashing you are taking from miguel and his crew gets to
be too much then by all means use Plane Jayne nym as a coping device.

> As you are posting as Painkiller Jane these days, Sweetie, I'll let you
> in on a widely known truth. <<whispers>> Henry, its OK to dress up in
> your Moms outfits.</whispers> We don't mind a bit.

I'm proud of you for showing amazing restraint and waiting to post til
today. Still everyone knows it's you Lionel. You've fooled no one with
the time delay. Your restratint was all for naught.

Why don't you make a full public statement that you now post under Plane
Jayne with a lame Rhonda bash attempt. That would be icing on the cake

Rumor has it that you like dressing in leather Corsets Lionel/Plane
Jayne. Care to comment on this?

> In fact, we could care less if you want to get about town in your mama's
> dresses and panties and bras, makeup, her perfume, jewellery and other
> gear. Just ask the rest of the Newsgroup. You will need to wax that back
> of yours though for those low cut cocktail dresses!

So how long have you been a gimp fagboi on the bondage scene, Lionel.
Did you have your leather corset custom made for you?

> Knowing how hairy you monkeys are, I recommend you book in for a full
> BS&C wax.

Lionel, Henry says you like Kangaroo cocks. Is this true? Are the
leather corsets for the 'roos or your human partners.

> <Notices your puzzled look> That's Back, Sack and Crack wax silly!
> <giggles>

Is that what you do , Lionel. Thanks but *no thanks* for sharing your
gay (lack of) beauty tips.

> NOSTRILS and EYEBROWS! They will give you away too if you don't have
> them whipper-snippered back to a more feminine line. You don't want to
> come over as a mouth breathing Neanderthal in a dress now do you? Dint
> think so!

Lionel, the goat and crotch afro give you away. It looks like you've got
ZZ top stuffed in your leather wear. But if posting as Plane Jayne helps
you cope with the psychological abuse then go for it. Wouldn't want
to see you shoot up your neighborhood? Skid row is depressing enough.

> Plane/Plain ... so what? Blatantly obvious that its me innit? I'm an Air
> Hostess Henry, it's my JayOhBee. I love it too. Lots of time away seeing
> exotic places.

Lionel even the newest noob can recognize your unique brand of lameness
and discover that Plane Jane is you. Do you call yourself Plane Jayne
when you're out with your johns, Lionel/Jayne? Or has Jayne now become
your dominant personality? Here's a suggestionLionel, based on the depth
of your mental problems maybe you should call yourself Sybill from now on.

> Now why don't you go touch that lipstick up ... and powder your nose.
> Perk that hairdo up Girl and you too might be Hostess material. It's fun!

That's more your style Lionel er Jayne. But you'll be at a loss to find
any restaurant that will let you don your leather corset at work. Your
hairy back and your protruding man boobs will make the customers ill.

Lionel, you are some kind of crazy!

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