For taking such f.cked up pictures of my wedding day and making me
look like a freak for the world to laugh at.

Douglas, I wish I had asked Daniel Rocha to do the shots of my
wedding.
My main concern was when you were taking pictures of the girls doing
up my dress and it slipped and showed a lot of my back and your ripped
out your (wittle) penis and started masturbating.
This was the moment I realised the rumours were true. You are a
w.nker.

GROW UP and maybe buy some books on how to take decent, in focus and
in frame photos.